Don’t make David cause a scene by bringing Wilma in to cause a scene.

You’d think the desk lady would know that.

Any time you say stuff like, “I’m’a let her off the leash if you don’t do what I, by which I mean she, wants most right this second!  Bow to my (her) wishes so that neither of us has to make you face her wrath!” then you know things have gotten thick.