Lying on the ground protected by three or four pounds of nylon and goose down is not the best way to deal with wukilars, but whattaya gonna do?

As my dad has always pointed out, keeping the covers up to your chin at night prevents the kidnappers from getting you, and not letting your leg hang over the side of the bed means that nothing can grab you by the ankle.  And as we all learn from the movies, when the ghosts and monsters are in your room, you pull the covers over your head to protect yourself.

It seems to work.  I’ve never been accosted by wukilars, dust bunnies, witches, ghosts, or kidnappers.

Which is odd, when you think about it.