Standing in a kayak is a pain in the butt. I’ve tried, and it doesn’t usually work.
There was a guy back in the 90’s who used to stand-up kayak down the Ocoee river. He also used to wear a wooden helmet and PFD that said, “The Next Big Thing” on it. It was very cool. I’m sure he’s a Stand Up Paddle Boarder now- and possibly invented the activity.
Doing Kayak Fu standing in a kayak… now THAT’s the next big thing.
Greg, at some point you may need to give names to these two Fu-ers. (Fu-ups?)
Especially the one in the red t-shirt. Doesn’t the red t-shirt signify a Team US member?
they KNOW…Kung-Fu…
show them. lol
? Everybody was Kayak-Fu-Fighting
they were fast as lightning …
Nope, doesn’t have the same ring to it. LMAO
Standing up in a kayak has always ended quickly and badly for me….
p.s. it’s “opponent”
Fun little facts
1. I am a long time reader of your comic, thank you so much for the hard work and I love this comic!
2. I was a Raft Guide/Trip Leader with Sunburst Adventures for 7 Years on the Ocoee.
-K-Rock
Kevin! Is that you?! You ran over me in your raft just below Double Trouble! Remember? I still vow vengeance, Kev!
(for everyone else- I’m kidding. I was mooshed by several rafts over the years and they were hardly ever Kevin.)