Skin grafts sound bad. They sound like something you need after a cat licks your hand. Those felines have, like, 60-grit tongues.
Skin grafts sound bad. They sound like something you need after a cat licks your hand. Those felines have, like, 60-grit tongues.
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Cat tongues vary. One purr we had could about take your hide off and he LOVED to lick you. His companion, you could barely feel her lick you…
I needed something earlier, and even the medico said he couldn’t really bandage what I did unless he did half my head and I gave up seeing out of that eye. I said is it clean and hard scabbed, he said yes, and I said I’ll wear it as is. (about a half dollar just above outer edge of left eyebrow). I still have yellow up there and it arced under the eye…
Hardcore should be printed with camo patterns and rebranded for the HE-MAN-ly types… hehehe. Put them in old fashioned bandaid tins and put Rambo ™ on the tin….
Know what’s good for a burn?
Matches!
Know what’s good for after a burn?
Viper Cola!
– Sponsored by Viper Cola
You win.
A cat’s tongue has tiny backwards-facing knives that “make it easier for a cat to rasp the meat from the bones of his prey.” (catbehaviorassociates.com). Says it pretty well I think…
Cat tongue up close images: https://www.google.com/search?q=cat+tongue+up+close&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj1ut7AhYDdAhVIxFQKHRSxBC0Q_AUICigB&biw=1095&bih=547
This ain’t gonna end well.
and, THAT’S WHY you will be on the front line as the ‘YOUNG ONE’ lol
I have to say also, that I hope you understand that I am only joking around with you ‘kiddo’.
really not meaning anything mean.
Oh, as a 38 year old, I understand you’re just kidding geezer. I don’t take things personally old fart, not at all, just ask the curmudgeon Greg.
*sweet smile*
And THAT’S WHY YOU will be the one in trouble
so, the new sponsor is also a co-company of SNAKE OIL huh?
wouldn’t surprise me at the end.
that’s why I go with MY OWN FIRST-HAND KID!
Your WHAT?! (I know it is a typo, but open goal!)
a LOT OF THINGS lol
As opposed to second-hand children?
as opposed to Allan helping someone with a wound. lol
Is this a real doctor or one of those “doctors” selling stuff on the cable channel infomercials?
she is a TELE-NOVELLA doctor instead.
Annnd then the Insurance guy shows her the yellow tape she walked through to get “The Shot!”..