I like to read (or hear) David Sedaris books.

He pointed out some time back that his family quit (or tried to) telling stories in front of him, even when he swore he wouldn’t run off with them and put them in one of his books. ┬áBecause he always ran off with them and put them in one of his books. ┬áStories fly around all the time… sometimes, they need catching and spiffing up, right?