Let this be a lesson to you!

Yes, I know you’ve heard many admonitions over the years of your life.  Their repetitive and well-worn refrain falling leaden upon your ears, but Truth will be heard again and again!

O, take heed of the wisdom! Cling to it! Pass it on to the younger generations in your turn.

Yes, that old and wise refrain…

“Insurance agents sometimes want what’s best for you.”



No wait, that…that wasn’t it.

How about…  “Sometimes you’ll pass out before you get yourself killed.”



No, wait…


“Some stories don’t really have a moral.”

Yeah.  That’ll do.