Let this be a lesson to you!
Yes, I know you’ve heard many admonitions over the years of your life. Their repetitive and well-worn refrain falling leaden upon your ears, but Truth will be heard again and again!
O, take heed of the wisdom! Cling to it! Pass it on to the younger generations in your turn.
Yes, that old and wise refrain…
“Insurance agents sometimes want what’s best for you.”
No wait, that…that wasn’t it.
How about… “Sometimes you’ll pass out before you get yourself killed.”
Hmm.
No, wait…
“Some stories don’t really have a moral.”
Yeah. That’ll do.
Insurance guys want what won’t mean paying a claim. Excessive ? intake and poor decision making.
That ? was supposed to be beer.
that’s the effect of 50 beers too much…and a stomach cleansing following up…
Was wondering how Durnell could readily translate Big Ron’s babble, but then it struck me: Durnell would naturally be fluent in Boozespeak.
Uh. I’m gonna sit that there event out.
HOWEVER I think @CrazyAl would be good for it.