So- if you went to a boxing match, and the bell rings on the first round, and there’s some kind of heavier-than-air gas that’s been released into the room, which only the boxers are standing tall enough on the ring to breathe, and they both succumb to it and pass out as they move toward one another the first time, thereby both achieving ten counts simultaneously… the scoring is going to be difficult.  As absurd as all that would be, the scoring on slackline kickboxing would, I believe, be just as difficult.


Also, it’s my brother’s birthday!  Happy Birthday! Didn’t you used to be younger than me?