I’ve raised kids.  It’s a time of pride when, as the family steps out the door for a long drive, at least one of them says, “I’d better go to the bathroom before we leave.”

On the other hand, I was at a triathlon a few weeks ago.  Seems like you’d get up and take care of “your business” before you get all suited up to swim, bike and run.  But no.  Looooong lines at the porta-johns.

Also, one of you guys emailed and asked for THIS.  I offer up the URL for everyone else, just in case.