Broken Bones Heal and Chicks Dig Scars. Isn’t that the old adage? I remember being a kid so long ago that we had the big G.I. Joe dolls that had dog tags, fuzzy-wuzzy hair, and those weird pre-KungFu grip hands that were supposed to hold a rifle, but looked really stupid. They had scars down one cheek. Everyone my age secretly wanted to have a bike wreck SO bad that you’d get a cool scar like that. Plus, y’know, if it was from a bike wreck, it wouldn’t actually be your fault, so you wouldn’t be in trouble so much and you’d still have the cool scar.
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Scars work better in bars.
Where you have chicks and guys.
This perk, if you’re a jerk,
you must disguise.
Meaning, if it needs explaining,
Don’t date chicks at work.
I got my share/collection of scars over the years, I’ve had a few eyeball the collection on my right hand (back, knuckles) and decide that I’m not that sweet and innocent and they may not want to add to them (which means I’m not afraid to mix it up). Some of the rest you wonder’d what I did for a living. Guys, once you start shaving, scars usually start dropping instead of adding points.
One more pointer. Some will fade off. SOME. If it stays around more than six or seven years you’re always going to have that one.
Am I the only one who is thinking about the boat scene in Jaws?
LoL
What the Lawyers want is someone to sue after the games are over. NOT Scars.
But these are still the bankers, right?