On the local park trails, someone spilled glitter. The dogs trod it all around. The rain and wind scattered it around.
You do not want to own any clothes with glitter on them.
You don’t.
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And don’t try to wash glittered clothes with anything else. Why is it that glitter that cannot manage to stick to its original garment refuses to come off its neighbor in the washing machine?
Murphy’s Law 102 – Anything that is SUPPOSED to be glittered, can’t hold onto said glitter. Anything that isn’t supposed to be glittered is a magnet for glitter.
Murphy’s Law 103 – On the day of a new job interview, when you’re wearing black pants, a white or gray animal will shed like the dickens all over your pants.
Murphy’s Law 104 – If ML103 doesn’t happen, you’ll get soaked by rain, or slip on a hill.
You don’t want to wash anything with glitter on it in your regular laundry. Moons ago I got a teeshirt that said “I ONLY Party with the BEST” to wear on my senior class trip. First washing of it, the entire load sparkled. My mom was so upset that I’d tossed it in… had to rewash the other things three times to get rid of that.
Glitter is called the Herpes of the Craft World, it’s everywhere and you can never get rid of it!
I’m betting Durnell was slipped $20 to go soften Hubris up.
Yes but he also gets an emcee gig out of the deal. So softening Hubris out is also an investment
NEVER SEEN a softerner so glittering before. HEHE
Oh, I dunno, there are quite a few venues where glitter pants would get you in through the door.
With Nikki’s face popping out of the corner, I really think too that Durnell been coaxed into doing this. add another nail to the ‘Hubris plank’ HEHE
So, Cravens is saying to burn one’s clothes after leaving “certain bars” or “restaurants”? Or give them away?
That explains why the girls who work in “certain bars” don’t seem to own any clothes. Even after all the patrons give them money to follow the Christian dictate of clothing the nekkid, the waitresses and entertainers cannot seem to keep clothes.
Demetri Martin states in his act that glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
After opening an old greeting card incident over my bed sheets I have to agree.
Dude.. Your hobbies are sports, hence outside. My hobbies are cosplay and inside. YOU DO NOT KNOW THE HORROR OF GLITTER!! Crafting Herpes it is I tells ya!!
Uh oh. I’ve got bad news for you about that glitter on the trail. I read they’re putting glow in the dark glitter in dog food so people can avoid walking in poo accidents….
plus the fact the glitter would clog up my washing machine now i believe you were saying something about out door fest
I love how Nikki pops her head out, looking both impish and delighted. Though I can’t recall offhand if she had met Durnell before, she would surely remember him from Stanky Creek in any case.
And now that Durnell is back, more than ever it’s looking as if Stanky Creek 2.0 is a foregone conclusion. Oh-oh, spaghetti-o…
Hubie-Dubie, you’ve unleashed a monster. If only you hadn’t let Lowell goad you into a towering fury that I don’t believe you exhibited before or since, not only would Stanky Creek not have happened, it also wouldn’t be threatening to happen again.