You want a job done, and then find that the job’s done?
Come on down to Clem Twang’s handyman depot, where you can get rooftop snoozers removed faster than you can say, “remove that rooftop snoozer”.
Literally faster than that, ’cause it’s already done!
Call Clem, TODAY!
There’s a lot of folks that wanna be in the Outdoorfest so far. I’ve got a neat stack of your names (Those ARE your names?) and faces…
Trying to get my taxes sorted out for the year. Boo.
Doing so with a new accounting company. Yay!
Have no real idea what it’s going to cost me. Boo.
But I’m recommitted to making sure I do the bookwork all year long instead of having to spend days counting up and figuring to get my tax stuff prepped. Yay!
I don’t enjoy tax time!!
But when I’m done, I get to buckle down and send the 1st Anniversary Patreon packs out, finally. Late. Y’know.
Maybe he can give the signs a couple of coats. Get it? Ohhh, that’s mean.
Don’t you love those times when you’re asked to do a favor… and it’s exactly what you’d want to do anyhow?
I’m trying to think of a good example.
I’m sure there is one…
Well, maybe YOU can think of one.
Cars. You guys who read here regularly know that I catch flak for how I draw, or fail to draw, cars.
But lemme tell ya- as wonky as it looks, the interior of the van in today’s cartoon is WAY better than it could be because I’ve had lots of practice. I’ve been drawing family vans in The Buckets since 2000.
People are all wonderfully squishy and organic and goony looking. Cars, though… yick. Be glad I’m not an auto engineer somewhere. Or, y’know what? Be SAD I’m not an auto engineer somewhere. All those uniform angles and sleek, slim seats? I’d have knocked that on its ear by now. I’d be designing squishy, organic, goony interiors.
And you’d LOVE ’em.
I get tickled thinking about a bunch of keyed up adults, showing off their new toys on the drive and POW! After the first paintball goes off, and everyone’s had a nice laugh, and the adrenaline starts to sour in their bloodstreams… then the second shot, then the mayhem.
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