Ladies and Gentlemen, Here comes Bluto.

Bluto’s “owner”, it has now been decided, is named Cthula Hanna Belle-Lechter.  Cthula to her friends.

Your fine suggestions made it very difficult to make the final decision.  I took inspiration from several suggestions, along with my own storytelling devices.  You’ll see what I mean as we go.

I think I’ve decided on a tangled skein of storytelling that you guys won’t unravel too quickly.  You wish me luck, I’ll wish you luck.