Dusty doesn’t like to do the dirty work, does she?
She’d probably rather not do any of the work.
But you can’t be adored by the public and get the good restaurant treatment if you don’t show up for your TV show…
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If anyone’s wondering if I lifted the ‘lost a buttock’ line from Harry Potter…
Yeah. Mad Eye was a wise ol’ guy.
This team might not be the most cohesive in the whole festival.
Or, y’know… might be some other team that’s incoherent.
I’ve probably never been good at taking advice. Jimmy Johnson, who creates the comic strip ‘Arlo N Janis’ gave me the advice to go into boat cabinetry.
Mostly, I think, because he sorta wishes he had gone into boat cabinetry.
If you want MY advice, go into real estate. It’ll suck, and be less fulfilling than telling a ten-year long story about lunatics, but the money is great.
That, or boat cabinetry, which I hear is very fulfilling if you like boats.
In case you’re wondering (and I know you’re not, but I like to put SOMETHING here occasionally) I have a little personal experience with this. Back when I was learning what weekends were good for, I did sneak off and learn laser tag and disc golf with a buddy on some weekday excursions before we were expected to turn up for our first games that weekend. Not sporting? Pfeh.
I spend a lot of time trying to watch those video clip shows – the ones that show skateboard and ski and motorbike accidents. I say ‘trying’ because mostly I’m not relaxing and watching. Mostly, I’m cringing and saying “aaaaaahhhhgh” and trying to get various nerve clusters to quit sympathetically jangling.
This isn’t so much BASED on a true story. This one is as close to verbatim as I can remember.
