I hurt my back the other day.

I was stretching because it’s been cold and the opportunities for any good exercise have been slim.

I hurt my back. Stretching.

I used to do things, you know?  I’m not yet at the age where I’m ready to admit that I don’t do things any more, but I’m right there at the age when I can hurt myself not quite doing things.

You know how they call them ‘the terrible twos’?  There’s probably a name for the Fifties, too.  It’s probably rude.