Helmets are safety devices. In case you hit your head, right?
Seatbelts are safety devices. In case you crash your vehicle.
But parachutes… those are safety devices up until the point they become the reason you’re up in the plane. I mean, if you’re an air force test pilot- your parachute is a safety device. But if you’re a skydiver, isn’t it your vehicle? It’s your tool, your equipment… it’s your ride.
Parachutes are interesting.
Let this be a lesson to you!
Yes, I know you’ve heard many admonitions over the years of your life. Their repetitive and well-worn refrain falling leaden upon your ears, but Truth will be heard again and again!
O, take heed of the wisdom! Cling to it! Pass it on to the younger generations in your turn.
Yes, that old and wise refrain…
“Insurance agents sometimes want what’s best for you.”
No wait, that…that wasn’t it.
How about… “Sometimes you’ll pass out before you get yourself killed.”
Hmm.
No, wait…
“Some stories don’t really have a moral.”
Yeah. That’ll do.
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