Wilma and David need to be more careful. Looking down on someone is tricky, especially when you’re right there, eye to eye on the same level.
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Sorry to keep you guys from the Crazyball game, but you know that David and Wilma had to chat about where Paste is going next (Other than across the lake in a canoe full of raccoons. Come to think of it, why would any other destination matter? We should have gone straight to the raccoon canoe bit.)
Well, here ya go. Dreams come true for everyone, right?
Riiiiiight.
See, that’s why you have to have lawyers write up all your rules- so nobody can understand them at all, and they’re all afraid of being disqualified over some bit of legal speak in the rule book.
As a cartoonist whose wife once worked in a Burn Unit years ago, it’s my professional advice not to put swamp goo on a burned scalp.
Tell your friends.
Yeah, this is when the side character is supposed to tear off his boring, staid outerwear to reveal chiseled muscles that the average actor has to achieve after six grueling months of being paid to work out like a bodybuilder and eat nothing but chicken bits and vitamin supplements, and become the third act hero.
Unfortunately, I never learned to be a legitimate writer, so I don’t even know what a ‘third act’ is, much less care. Mr. Foris will therefore not reveal Henry Cavill-style musculature or an uncanny ability to do Canadian-style log rolling competitions.
Excuse me. I gotta go look up ‘log rolling’. And ‘How to be a writer’.
I’m not sure that Paste would REALLY know what a record looked like, outside having met a disc jockey somewhere who exhibited some old vinyl. Do DJs keep the album covers?
Mama has already seen her share of broken arms, don’t you think?
There’s a lot of folks that wanna be in the Outdoorfest so far. I’ve got a neat stack of your names (Those ARE your names?) and faces…
Ever have one of those talks where the audience just won’t behave the way you expected them to?
yeah, me neither.
Hey! Remember ‘sleep’? I do. I’m going to go get some. Finished the first milestone of a big project today. Tell you about it soon, assuming it goes the way it’s supposed to.
