Ah, yes… wandering down the aisle you expected to find toothpaste on, and suddenly discover that you’re looking at… fill in the blank with whatever makes you worry about what random strangers will think about you.
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I’m past that point. Well past that point. Some parts you may not want to loiter, but. Want to get off the beaten path and lost and it involves food? Trader Joe’s. If it involves furniture, IKEA. Oh yeah.
It takes a lot more than that to rattle this old fart anymore. Ever since the first time I had to learn about different types of feminine hygiene products.
Had once I was home on leave from the Air Force and was in the local pharmacy looking for condoms. It was one of those where they kept the condoms back behind the rear counter. The employ asks me loud enough to hear across the store “lubricated or unlubricated”. Now that took the ultimate at pretending to be nonchalant. I was only 26, and until then I thought that the previous 4 years in the Philippines had made me unflappable.
Why are singles ads suddenly appearing at the bottom of the page? Hmmm.
GOSH!
I HAD SO MUCH A HARD TIME TO STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THAT ONE!
THE ONLY better contraceptive than Parents…SPONGEBOB!
Hhehehehehehehehehehehe.
Reminds me of a moment when one of my nieces was viviting my parents. I was leaving to go to a store and asked if anybody needed anything. She said I would not buy them but she needed some pads. Having been around the female of the species for much longer than she had been around I was over embarrasment about those type of things and said I would pick some up. When I got back she was furious saying I had bought the wrong kind. How was I to know she did not like Swiffers?
Ahahaaaa…hey. there’s ah other cartoon gag if I ever heard one.
Someones never played who can get the best reaction from the grocery story clerk.
The two classics are:
1. a large knife, roll of duct tape, rubber gloves, and a jug of bleach.
2. a large cucumber, a jar of vasline, and tongs.
Telescope, hand lotion, and a box of tissue
Worst memory EVER – I was 13. My sister with a new born asked me to carry the toddler 6 blocks to Walgreens and get something for her. So I’ve got a kid on my hip and whisper what I need and she screams, “HEY TED! Where are the breast pumps?” Ghhhh! Still gives me the shivers.
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