Part three- another slightly snarky response, most effectively used on hard trails.  On hard trails, most people don’t believe YOU’RE out there riding, so there’s not much chance they’re going to wait around on your grandma to pass… is there?  By all means, take a moment to refresh your memory of the first two instances of The Unicycle Diaries HERE and HERE.  And for heaven’s sake… buy yourself a unicycle.  They’re good exercise, and fantastic for your posture.

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XTP Fluo 20'' Unicycle