You ever do stupid stuff like that when you were a kid? Riding down the interstate in the back seat, keeping your elbows lower than the bottom edge of the window so your arms look like it’s someone else choking you to death as people in the passing lane… probably ignore you. But I dunno. Once in a while…
Just me, huh?
Fine.
With some of my older cousins, maybe… with my dad, NO WAY. He might have left me in the ditch for trying anything like that.
Paste is moving back in with Hubris?
Umm, yeah, there have been cases where pulling a practical joke on someone didn’t go quite the way people planned. Hubris should know better by now. He should have forced Paste on his step-Dad when he had the chance, and waited until Kara came back with the jeep before trying to get out of the kayak.
Just you, Calvin..
I will honestly say, I was expecting Paste to do this kind of ‘joke’ a LOT SOONER.
Held up a sign saying “Help we’ve been kidnapped” with my brother.
It was lot funnier to us than it was to my parents.
or busy calling the cops saying they want some back up as they try to take care of paste for hubris
“Holy Crow”? As if we don’t have enough trouble with holy bovines! Speaking as an Indian…
Now THAT is FUNNY!
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There is nothing scarier — not even a knife-wielding Paste — than someone who is determined to ‘rescue’ you when you neither want nor need to be.
My grandma once did something like this but worse. One time my dad, grandma and mother were at a stop light (before I was born) there was this woman and man talking and kissing, I don’t remember if they were walking or in another car, my grandmother yelled out the window “Honey you better hold onto him tight because I had him last night”. The woman turned around and smacked the guy. XD My grandmother was joking of course but I wish I could’ve seen that. I miss my grandmother, she was wild.