Forget ‘Misinformation’, ‘Disinformation’ or ‘Datinformation’… If the answers are all “I dunno.”, then it’s true and relevant. No spin, no nothin’. “I dunno.” It’s pure.
Of course, the RUDE version of the truth is, “How the heck am I supposed to know?” I don’t think Nikki would hold still for rudeness on the job. Gotta wait ’til she’s off the clock.
I just groked the ‘shaggy dog’ name Enis has. SHAME ON YOU GREG.
Just like trying to teach gearhead dude engineer types, that a legitimate answer for the question ‘why are you crying?’ posed to a female, “I Don’t Know” is 100% legitimate and must be accepted as a valid response. Follow up is to drop the line of questioning, and try offering a hug, chocolate, ice cream, or a foot rub.
At least Nikki and Bob have a reason to sit under an EZ-up, kick back, chill, and offer the most asked question, a valid answer. Plus take a break.
Don’t blame Greg, you’re the one that groped it.
Just *now*? I’ve been riffing on it to make the joke blank-face blatant for months…
I mean, it’s been a joke since the first fest back in uh … 2013 was it? 2015? Something like that.
Hey I have an excuse, I think. Chronic pain, plus strange meds, plus getting sick a lot. All my braincells lined up for once. Heh.
When two people in tune with the universe, on different levels, you get either an unstoppable force or an immovable object.. Sometimes at the same time!!
Nikki’s only interest is in being able to stash the margaritas under the table so she doesn’t have to share with the rest of the crowd.