I don’t think they should call it a ‘map’ to our genomes. That’s just gonna encourage people to start pickin’ and choosin’ where they want to go with it. “I want a kid with a 180 I.Q. Now let’s have a look at the ol’ genome map… hey! If we just take the bypass around the ‘scruples’ gene, we get a big ol’ boost to I.Q.! And looky here! If we stay off the ‘familial bond’ toll road, the li’l guy can calculate his rise to the top with no effort at all! Hook up the DNA GPS and load this kid up with the path to Greatness. I’ma name him ‘Adolph’. We’ll call him ‘Dolph’ to take the edge offa that.” Ick.
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We are already there Greg. Women can go shopping at the local sperm bank and find just the right “pair’ of genes.
That doesn’t work out so well. I donate to those banks under the name Dr. Eron Phibbs, PhD, MD, and I tell ’em I’ve got an I.Q. of 165. Now, You see a lot of single moms strolling the park worried about why their ‘genius’ kids ignore their Baby Einstein books in favor of eating crayons.
Anyway, Aaron… you got any good gross skateboard photos we can post in the ‘dirty pictures’ feature here?