So, I’m on this elliptical machine at the gym three or four times a week for the past month…
You ever eat a convenience-store-grade confection called a ‘fudge round’?
I like ’em. But…same calories as twenty minutes on an elliptical burns. TWENTY! MINUTES!
20 minutes each.
If you can’t show off to the judges, who can you show off to? Each other? You can do that in the park for free. The Fest costs money.
I got a TV, but it’s in a room with only two (2) pieces of “furniture”: an elliptical machine, and a slantboard/pulley machine. Helps immensely.
STILL, not sure if in the first panel Kara isn’t wanting to kill Durnell again. lol
Methinks thou art correct.
ONLY 20 minutes??! Such a deal!
Bah. I love me some fudge rounds. They’re comfort food, since I’ve got childhood memories of them… or something like them. But twenty (and I’ve double-checked, it’s more like twenty five) minutes of sweating like a pig for two-and-a-half bites of cookie and icing? It’s a scary trade-off. Right now, I’m trying to lose pounds (on a bet. The best way to lose pounds) and I’d kick a nun for a fudge round.
No, Greg!
BAD Greg!
Don’t let the nuns distract you!
It’s just that they resemble the REAL threat: PENGUINS!!!?!
Go-on, Greg — KICK! THE! PENGUINS!!!
( … & if you’re jonesing for a sweet-treat, consider raw carrot, or perhaps freshly-made carrot juice might fill the need, without setting you too far back. A bag of shredded carrot might be kept in the fridge as a crunchy snack.)
I always look forward to the days I go to Tai Chi. It means I get around 215 extra calories to “spend”.