Yah, right, the one that clogged it always blames everyone else. Around here I get to be the plungermeister and deal with high water marks… I haven’t been home for the last 14 hours and it’s clogged when I get home, right.
Jeff Foxworthy does a comedy bit about how women (mothers especially) can clean up anything, the toilet’s doing a font of cess and she’s in there cheerfully humming ‘singing in the rain’ … yahright.
Anyone with half a brain learns-the more disgusting, the longer it’s left-the worse it gets. And there is NO other choice than to get it before it escalates a few magnitudes. You see HIM cleaning it up, no… he tiptoed off whistling and he’s probably the one that caused it.
I am seriously looking at a composting toilet because it would prevent the high tides I have to deal with.
Paste is probably the one that clogged it to begin with, and won’t fess up.
I tend to flush before I wipe … 1) it removes 95% of the ‘small’, 2) it usually prevents overflows/clogs from too much poop + paper flushing at one time.
Anytime you introduce toilet humor/references in your comics, expect the comment section to follow suit. And … I once knew a woman how would send me pictures with captions like “Check out this cute baby arm.” .. .discuss. 🙂
Okay, we weren’t being even slightly icky, when compared to ‘baby arm’ photos. I guess that means I can use this:
A day or so after finally getting on the Grand Canyon kayak trip well and good, everyone’s bowels finally relaxed. The phrase ‘Laid a Forearm’ came into existence. And I will remind you that, on the Grand Canyon, whatever you pack in has to be packed out. You do not poop in a hole that gets filled in and there certainly aren’t any toilets.
Yah, right, the one that clogged it always blames everyone else. Around here I get to be the plungermeister and deal with high water marks… I haven’t been home for the last 14 hours and it’s clogged when I get home, right.
Fess up, Paste.
All hail PlungeMaster supreme!
Jeff Foxworthy does a comedy bit about how women (mothers especially) can clean up anything, the toilet’s doing a font of cess and she’s in there cheerfully humming ‘singing in the rain’ … yahright.
Anyone with half a brain learns-the more disgusting, the longer it’s left-the worse it gets. And there is NO other choice than to get it before it escalates a few magnitudes. You see HIM cleaning it up, no… he tiptoed off whistling and he’s probably the one that caused it.
I am seriously looking at a composting toilet because it would prevent the high tides I have to deal with.
Paste is probably the one that clogged it to begin with, and won’t fess up.
“Or Kara! With a butt that big, you know that she’s gotta be…”
Uh … how the hell does he know how “big” of a poop Durnell left? That’s just kinda gross to even THINK about….
There seem to be too many that once they pull up, the brain short circuits on ‘push the handle’ … it’s easy to have a TMI moment in the john.
I tend to flush before I wipe … 1) it removes 95% of the ‘small’, 2) it usually prevents overflows/clogs from too much poop + paper flushing at one time.
There’s a SHOE in there, people! a SHOE! This comment section is rapidly gettin’ icky.
Anytime you introduce toilet humor/references in your comics, expect the comment section to follow suit. And … I once knew a woman how would send me pictures with captions like “Check out this cute baby arm.” .. .discuss. 🙂
Okay, we weren’t being even slightly icky, when compared to ‘baby arm’ photos. I guess that means I can use this:
A day or so after finally getting on the Grand Canyon kayak trip well and good, everyone’s bowels finally relaxed. The phrase ‘Laid a Forearm’ came into existence. And I will remind you that, on the Grand Canyon, whatever you pack in has to be packed out. You do not poop in a hole that gets filled in and there certainly aren’t any toilets.
There you go. We’re now totally icky.
Tenk U Greg for that TMI sharing….
But tis totally true, you led us here.
Now why would Paste have put a shoe in the toilet? He is totally going to be the one to deal with this high water mark……
Greg – now I have to look up what you do in the Grand Canyon . . . hopefully there’s some sort of ingenious portable storage/seat device . . .
One word-
“Groover”.
One book-
“Up S–t Creek”
Stories of groovers and related difficulties
Read that one, sister gave it to my dad years ago. Highly recommended!