Sucking in your gut never does as much for you as you think, and never does more for you than just looking happy in your own skin.

On the other hand, there must be some kinda instinct or something to stand up straight and suck in the gut when around people we want to be better for.

Lowell never used to worry about stuff like that, did he?  Now here he is at Fitness Protection Program.  We should start an office pool thingy and everyone guess how long his membership lasts.  And another one to guess how long he’ll pay on the membership after he quits.