Y’know what gets me tickled? ACTION WEATHER reports on the local news… when the weather is calm and warm. Because they’re ACTION NEWS, they have to tell you that the weather is balmy, and then warn you to stay tuned in case something… I dunno… El Niños or something. I’m tired of ACTION NEWS. Can we go back to human interest stories and video of local fundraising fairs? 22 minus of murky video of a fire in an abandoned house overnight followed by various murders for three hundred miles in any direction is getting depressing.
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Stop watching TV then. I gave up on broadcast TV a long time ago. Streaming it too. I read it off the net off a feed so I can read a text summary and click the video or look at the pictures if I want. Helps the ol’ bloodpressure!
So we get another facet. Lowell will be famous for fifteen days of internet yet. Poor Durnell.
So where’s Cthula? Uh oh…
Durnell is going to have trouble getting into his tux now. I wonder if all the money he got from Hubris for the paintball event is going to go to bandages and anti-bacterial salves.
hmmm how to say durnell…the lady that was trying to pick you up remember her still? no trauma there? *chuckles* well her “sweet innocent dog” did that to you? still following me there? okay…rest later just in case for your mental health? okay…good. no you don’t get a beer right now in case you need painkillers.
just thought of something…
hubris police insurance either going to have a heart attack or…SKYROCKET in a galaxy far far away lol
Go watch the Weather Channel. OMG, its raining!!! We’re all gonna die! (No wait, it’s just a spring shower…)
So W is a serial bandit and the police haven’t captured him — in the shape he was in after Bluto. But the cop that stopped by the store was looking for ‘the dog lady’, not W. (Is W wearing a McDonalds sack upside down?).
Two violent fugitives on the loose, but they lead with bigfoot. Surprised it wasn’t kittens.
Neat first aid job there, scout. See if Hubie stocks merit badges.
w better hope he does not cross bluto or the crazy dog lady. poor durnell he is not having a good day hanging around the gang.
Poor Durnell is probably waiting to get paid yet.
Years ago, Peggy Noonan wrote that you can listen to “Brooklyn shootout ends in tragedy” only so many times before you start to zone out. The endless stream of the sordid DOES get to you. Well, it gets to me, anyway. I was amazed when at least one writer spoke of being “glued to the TV” for a week in the wake of 9/11. As I recall, for me such ‘gluing’ did not last beyond the day the horror occurred, because any more would have been overkill. Whatever appeared in print and online was already more than enough.
I’ve often wished that news reports were more like this:
Alas Smith and Jones: Swiss News
one thing that just stroke me as VERY ODD.
how come Mr. AMBULE DIDN’T SHOW UP AT ALL DURING THIS WHOLE MESS?
must not be good for him as it would actually be LEGIT and he would have to work i gues…