If this cartoon seems reeeeaaal familiar and you can’t figure out how I knew about it, well… yeah. I was at the bike shop when you called that day.
This week’s cartoons are all weird things that’ve happened at least once in the history of things, and I was somehow proximate when they did.
So, in the same way that Mr. Mittleif first came to the Outdoor Galore Store to say something I once heard my buddy Carl say, these cartoons are, as Hollywood likes to blather, “Based on a True Story”.
Oh Greg. Life is stranger than fiction. Life is stranger than dreams, and trust me I can have some lulus.
Nice touch there, Paste doing a smooth segue there to a quick cushy consult deal there… bravo Hubris. (on derailing Paste)
Life is stranger than fiction. Usually it involves alcohol and other stuff…
Nah it doesn’t need weird herbs or fermented anythings, trust me.
It kinda does if it invokes a heavily modded very obsolete cyclotron, whiskey, beer, Merlot, some ferrous materials, and horrendously impaired judgement.
And the “we must never speak of this again” oath.
BTW. I was never there. Honest.
You forgot a Viewmaster and a ferret.
Oh, the Tequila story. Uh, no. Wasn’t there for that. Honest.
Didn’t mention no tee-keeeel-ah… what ARE *you* imaginatin’ there?
Some people have Tequila stories. Many of these stories end badly.
Laugh your ass off, badly, but badly nonetheless.
Oh I have Tequila stories. I was way way waaaay younger.
“Do you have creams for preventing road rash?”
Err… yeah. If you can call superglue a cream. It had ah… limited effect.
If superglue works on you. ER has to sew not glue me shut.
Now now, I did glue myself to a desk once and it took the little remover brush and holding it in my teeth to get one arm loose enough to get the other arm loose. But glue my booboo’s shut? It doesn’t hold.
This guy looks like Paste’s younger Brother, seems to have as bad an attitude as Paste.
Funny comic today.
NOT funny? Toronto Public Library not letting me go to GoComics.com …
Really? Aw man, that sucks.
His folks probably won’t let him touch that money anyways.
Two words: trust fund.
curses paste hubris has foiled his get rich scheme . for he just about had that kid as his latest mark.