Chuck Norris does not do Push Ups. Chuck Norris pushes away the Earth.
Lowell does not do Push Ups. Lowell just doesn’t.
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Chuck Norris does not do Push Ups. Chuck Norris pushes away the Earth.
Lowell does not do Push Ups. Lowell just doesn’t.
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Though I bet he is a master at Push Pops.
A long time ago, I briefly taught a butterfly (swim stroke) class. There was one middle-aged guy who would could do a full arm extension pushup with his back straight, and his stomach still touched the ground. He made me hate every single minute of teaching that class. No matter how hard I had him work, he ate enough to keep that gut. There’s just no way you can butterfly with a 60 lb sack of fat strapped to your middle. Your body just isn’t designed move with that kind of drag.
Not even in a drag race?
I left out the bit about Tubs being the only person who showed up in a Speedo the first day. You would think, with the low pressure front that’s behind his stomach, the drag of his suit wouldn’t matter much, but you’d be wrong. I had him bring in normal trunks (surprise! he had some) to demonstrate that swimming in trunks is like swimming in a jogging suit. He managed a 3 second avg. time difference on his 100 meter front crawl.