I don’t think Paste could talk anyone into competing naked.
I do think that anyone who sorta wanted to compete naked, and was told by Paste that the competition was being held as a nude event, would do everything they could to believe what he said.
That happens in a lot of way in everyday life.
I mean, it must, right?
How else would anyone believe that Discovery channel guy with the spaceman hair, or for-profit prophets who have the time and date of the end of the world worked out despite everything that’s ever come before, or that flat-earthed video I was shown? You have to wanna believe that stuff before you hear it- or there’s not lot of room for persuasion left.
This couple that’s talking to Hubris right now? Not people who had not before considered nude competition.
When in Rome!
Hmmm… nude bike race… I think there is a Queen video about that.
Skins versus Shirts game!
(Only shirts… Bouncy sports are rough on the bouncy parts.)
My manboobs would agree with this.
Funny thing, the people who I know practice nudism are people I would least like to see with their clothes off. They do have nice tans though.
nailed it
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US..
*gets down on knees, presses hands together, and looks up at the sky … *
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US
Please don’t include Team US
Please don’t include Team US
[there’s no way I could be that high or that drunk and still be functional No Way]
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US..
Please don’t include Team US..
Nobody wants to see me nude, especially me.
Yeah, nobody wants to see my fat arse naked….
For some, all they have to do is take their glasses off. They may need to have a guide-spotter but also you can just smile at all the blurs and can’t see enough to need brain bleach (I speak from experience, I used to have ‘prescription ash trays’ before I had surgery. After there have been times I wish I could just take off the glasses or take out the contacts, and not see-I can’t do that any more). [No more since Dec’99 and Jan’00!]
Cranky Bear volunteers to take one for the team. He never wears clothes anyway. (Admittedly all that fur works well for both modesty and comfort.)
Good looking group of people we’ve got here.
Best laugh of the day!!
Most people who would willingly appear nude in public aren’t particularly pretty. At least the ones I’ve seen protesting something or other in the past have been well past their prime, if they ever had one.
I had my 15 minutes of cheesecake. I did do a SciFi convention dealer room one year in a fur bikini and had the curves for it. (place was notorious for being frying hot, so I made the suit). I did have one fellow politely explain he was a voyeur and he wished to blatantly ogle me. And made it clear that is all he wished to do. I said okay, just stay out of the way of my customers. He did, moved a few times to let me conduct business and hands behind back, bent forward a little, he did his private drooling. About twenty minutes, he politely thanked me and left. Never seen him again. At least he was nice enough to explain himself and ask permission to stare.
Even when I was younger and better looking, I would have been too shy to be out and about in my birthday suit…
Nowadays? Not only would I still be too shy to do so, but I also wouldn’t want to inflict the painful memory to anyone… There’s not enough brainbleach in the world to compensate for the horror.
PTSD ain’t a pretty thing…