Okay, we get it. Women are sick and tired of trying to live up to the media’s version of ‘acceptably attractive’. It takes a lot of time, energy, money and aggravation to look like that, and nobody in today’s workaday world has time for that crap.
On the other hand, it’s a bad idea to ask a guy if he wants to be admired for his body. Frankly, the worse the body, the more emphatically our answer is “YES!” The difference is that we’re not gonna put down the chips, get off the couch and go paint our faces in the hope that it’ll help. Half the time, we’re not even gonna shave.
We just wanna be loved worshipped for who we are. By a supermodel.
Guys are easy like that. If you ever get the idea to workout to look better, let it go. Those 6 pack abs are so impossible to hold onto if you ever manage to achieve it. I think that’s the reason nature invented love handles: to give you something to hold onto instead.
There are a lot of guys at my job that paint their faces. It’s kind of scary to catch them working on the weekends.
See, you could have passed off the comment about the guys’ painted faces as though they were at the football game… and mentioned how they display those faces and their love handles all in Team Colors. Now, you’re just gonna have transvestites upset with you… You’re gonna get whupped up on by a buncha well shaved guys.
so … you’re saying … I shouldn’t wear eyeliner and lip gloss? 🙁 Damn it.
Whattayou, in KISS? Sure, wear the eyeliner. Whatever helps. Me? I wear bandaids, ’cause the makeup would have to be thiiiiiiiick to hide the ugly.
Greg, you’re not ugly … more grotesque to be honest.
JUST KIDDING!!! 😀
Thank God for women with low standards and poor eyesight.
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL.
Christ has Risen!
Just discovered this comic. As a long time kayaker who was a physician’s assistant student for awhile… I love this.
Admire me! Go ahead! I won’t object! LOL 😀