Okay, we get it. Women are sick and tired of trying to live up to the media’s version of ‘acceptably attractive’.  It takes a lot of time, energy, money and aggravation to look like that, and nobody in today’s workaday world has time for that crap.

On the other hand, it’s a bad idea to ask a guy if he wants to be admired for his body.  Frankly, the worse the body, the more emphatically our answer is “YES!”  The difference is that we’re not gonna put down the chips, get off the couch and go paint our faces in the hope that it’ll help.  Half the time, we’re not even gonna shave.

We just wanna be loved worshipped for who we are.  By a supermodel.