Food jokes. They’re just too easy. These days, you can make jokes about meat, about eggs, about veggies, about cookies, about beans, about processed stuff, about raw stuff… truly, the freedom we have in the opportunities to laugh at our own consumptions is truly amazing. There are no food groups, no diets, no allergies, no preferences that cannot successfully be made into some kinda gag. Gag. Pun intended.
I like ice cream.
And it gives me gas.
Hilarious.
Seems Hubris’ prediction long ago is coming true.
I wrote in and said, “Greg… you wouldn’t…” …to which he replied, “You don’t know that I wouldn’t.”
“You know it’s healthy if it’s completely inedible.”
Plant based yummy proteins. Healthy, good for you, gives me gas.
Eat enough of them often enough and the rumbles turn into gentle and not paint peeling… I can even eat black beans and chickpeas…
I keep hearing about foods that 10% of us have trouble with, ranging from digesting fake fats and sugar alcohols to not standing the taste of cilantro and kale. Why am I always in that 10%?
You’re Special!
I abhor all the brassicas… and broccoli is vile (about 50% of the people feel the same way and it’s genetic) and cilantro tastes like chlorophyll-ed dish soap (again a genetic and about half the world think it tastes like soap). (And my spouse loves both and can eat them. Blegh. I grow some for him every year and he will obligingly eat up all I grow.
I too like ice cream. I am lactose intolerant.
People don’t like me when I eat ice cream.
Jet-powered assist on the track!
hmmm … ASSist isn’t what happens … just explosions of an impolite time.
I had a protein shake and got sent home from work early, four hours early.
I’m on a vegan diet which helps several things of mine…and gluten free because of celiac. Now instead of what Kara made, I’d offer some cups of four bean faux chili… (and you can become bean-immune, since most of my protein comes from legumes, I can vouch for that). For hand food black beans and lentils, with extra firm tofu rubbled and fried and stuffed with a faux cheesy cashew sauce in rolled up soft corn tortillas. Add a dash of gluten free medium spicy enchilada sauce inside and would fix what was ailing an athlete after a burner like that. You don’t need greens to have healthy… (early strip days, Hubris invited Kara out to rockclimb and she pinned the lunch salad on her shirt like a corsage… nerves? IMO though the best use for lettuce ever…)
Kara also missed out, feed those athletes some CBD oil. That WILL help with the cramping. Doesn’t have the stuff (THC) that gives you a good buzz.
Back to this. http://hubriscomics.com/comic/hubris-big-jerk-steven/
Yup. He went there.