I think the judges have validated Prince Mongo’s belief in his teammate.  I mean, The Prince knew she could kayak that course and win, but that’s not the belief that the judges have validated.  No, they’ve bought into the idea that anyone at all was involved in what can only be described as the disemboweling of a toy boat.

You see the boat, you hear a name… you witness the unrelenting power of a gazillion foot-pounds of force on some cardboard and tape… and somehow, you feel a little bad for Gaia.

Who never existed, so far as anyone can tell.


It’s weird.  Just… weird.