Remember Bob Newhart’s old telephone routines? Where you only got half the conversation, and your own brain filling in the other half was part of what made it funny?
If you answered “No,” then you need to check out ‘The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart’ from, I dunno, about fifty years ago or something. And get it on LP, for heaven’s sake. That’s how you’re supposed to listen to that stuff. With a big ol’ cardboard sleeve photo to look at instead of video.
Poor Lowell. He’s allowed one day of pityparty then he needs to get on it and get his old job back. Surely he doesn’t have a few bucketloads of filth from his years of toil there to help grease his way back into Big Orange?
Greg, Lowell’s almost to the point you should put a yellow shirt with a black zigzag on it on Lowell. He can’t dress in Big Orange orange anymore…
Maybe Ms Wiggins-Ross pulls strings for him…? She was one of those in that montage that was answering or claiming “Lowell’s Gone” and looked a bit dismayed? Lowell needs a Big Orange Valentine…
Lowell wants a pity friend. Hubris has no need for BEING a pity friend.
Next week, on “The New Odd Couple” show!
Starring Jerry Seinfeld as Hubris, and Wayne Knight as Lowell. And introducing Taylor Swift as “The Chick in Tights”!
Tuesdays, at 7:30 PM. Must watch TV!
So he was having fun while driving. Huh.
Why is there a drawing of me in the bottom panel, Greg?
We’re gonna start calling you ‘Ray’, for ‘Ray O’Sunshine’. ‘Cause you brighten our days, y’know.
Ray eh? That ain’t my name.
How’s Kara Biner’s Medical Maladies & Ostrich Orphanage doing?
The Ostriches are flourishing, but the Medical Maladies are out of hand, as there has been an unexplained rise in the number of people bitten and kicked by large birds.
I almost feel sorry for Lowell. Almost.
Bob A. Feet?
There was a series of children’s Star Wars books about the adventures of Boba Fett. I read them to my kids, but the kids don’t like it when you say his name “BooBoo Feet”. Nope, they don’t think that’s funny at’all.
BooBoo Feet? That’s pretty funny.
lowel hanging out with friends that would mean he has some other then hubris. other wise he would not be sitting under hubris window stalking him