I’m back baby! Let the Cyborg revolution begin! Make sure you got a stair or a thick rug between you and your Roomba vacuums! Be careful what you say in front of your Alexa! Keep clear of all Zoltar machines! We’re taking over!
For those of you just happening across this cartoon by accident (not likely, but who knows?) I just had a pacemaker put in after an ‘event’. I can now read hard drives telepathically, and make vending machines gimme freebees just by putting my hand near the coin slot. That’s what pacemakers do, y’know? Yessiree, that’s what they do.













Glad you’re back Greg.
I sense a deep rivalry between the chunkybutt brothers.
So, Greg has better machine negotiation skills than the rest of us meatbags.
I repeat – I for one welcome our cyborg overlards!
Obviously the James and Curtis haven’t heard about the Synth uprising in 2389, that is the current focus of Jean-Luc Picard, Admiral (Ret).
They should probably head to youtube (via a VPN using a US Exit Node) to watch the first episode for the next week.
Very glad true are ok Greg!
I just hope you don’t get hacked!
Welcome back, Greg.
If you get too out of line all we need to do is make some popcorn in the microwave. It should at least slow all of you down.
Welcome back, Colonel Austin! Oh, the fun you can have at the TSA checkpoint now!
They’ve already got skinjobs taking jobs away from the pure humans. What a sad state! (Glad it went well!)
Yay! My days are now complete! Glad you’re back and sounds like you’re loaded for bear.