I’ve probably never been good at taking advice. Jimmy Johnson, who creates the comic strip ‘Arlo N Janis’ gave me the advice to go into boat cabinetry.
Mostly, I think, because he sorta wishes he had gone into boat cabinetry.
If you want MY advice, go into real estate. It’ll suck, and be less fulfilling than telling a ten-year long story about lunatics, but the money is great.
That, or boat cabinetry, which I hear is very fulfilling if you like boats.
Okay, Mal is still breathing, not drooling blood out of any orifice (especially ears) and can still move. So. Maybe now he’ll listen to Paste. Heh. Maybe.
What can befall him next? Mmm? (c’mon Greg, we’re waiting….)
Um one more thing… how did Mal’s glasses stay fairly intact? Even if he had Flexxon frames and the best non shattering plexi miracle featherweight plastic lenses… you or I they’d have been in pieces from the first landing.
I’m looking at cabin attendantry, because I like filling boats until they’re full. Money still sucks though, but with the current market, any job is good, right?
I thought your job was living in Japan and reading Manga for us (e.g., “so we don’t have to.”)
I’m trying to trade on my skills.
well to be fair, Paste DID try to warn him.
but Mal has no brain anyway.
Having career passions can be challenging. When I was in the third grade my teacher asked all of us what we wanted to do when we grew up. I said I wanted to put chairs on a truck. It only took forty-eight years but I finally managed to live the dream.
I like the job of “homeless pan handler” … you get to sit around for hours at a time, pee anywhere you want, and people give you free food!!!
Just kidding, it’s NOT all it’s cracked up to be.
Well, except the free food. Free food is ALWAYS a good thing!
Compound fractures go back in.. mostly..