I think Pete’s gonna have to toss those glasses.
He got them from his store, though, and orders them by the gross, so it’s cool.
If they’d been GOOD sunglasses, they’d have been lost long before this. You and I know that the crappy ones are the ones that hang around for years.













Welcome back, Mal! You’ve been missed! So, just stand there for a second…
Don’t run it in to much Mal… We still remember the log toss
Can a runaway cassowary perchance run into good ol’ Mal? Knock a couple teeth out?
Can a runaway cassowary run into Mal, and knock out a few teeth?
With a name like P. Ennis, it’s no wonder he’s the joke of the show.
That is so impossibly true that it’s maddening… I’ve had junk sunglasses for years and years, but can’t seem to hang on to even a single pair of good ones for longer than 4 – 6 months.
So much for that hundred bucks. Ride him like a rental party pony. That’s a good line. I’ll bet you there’s a country song waiting for that line.