News spreads like wildfire at the Fest! I guess with that many people all crammed together, lots of things spread like wildfire. News, Gossip, Talk, Innuendo, etc. Vomiting, as we’ve seen. The Flu, once would expect. COVID, if this were the real world (but in the Hubrisverse, there ain’t no such thing because it depresses me.), food poisoning, fleas, unmentionable vulgar medical issues we also don’t wish to deal with here ’cause they ain’t funny… and, of course, Wildfires. Those would, by definition, spread like wildfire. Campfire, too, if left unattended would spread like wildfire after a certain point. You can probably guess the point at which it begins to spread like wildfire.
Just gonna leave that joke riiiiiight here for ya.
Did someone say, “FLAME WAR!”?
Oh the rumor mill is in full swing. Gotta love it. Just gotta love it. No Greg, it spreads like a swarm of mosquitos blown in from somewhere else. Those are just a part of life ( and where I grew up, no galinippers but we had ones that could nail you through a jeans pocket in your heinder.)
I think Mr. Zig Foote would take offense in someone cornering his cousin and might actually hire one of the Litigators over it. Um, wonder if DEET would chase off Chase R Ambule? Hm.
“HUBRIS” has become “PASTE” now… I am not sure I like it anymore.
It’ll come back around. Gotta set up the bottleneck. Sorry it’s taking so long.
If Paste and their dad bought the park, then the mayor won’t be able to turn it into whatever he was pontificating about. Don’t want to gentrify Stanky Creek.