Poor fellow. I’m betting he’s in shock yet from dealing with Twang’s verbage. The blood is probably from the robber ‘W’ and the bandages were from either Bluto or Cthula… they’re going to need to bring in PTSD trained therapists for everyone by the time it’s all done….
Reporter: “Can you confirm this report, sir?”
Officer: “I should have stayed in bed this morning.”
Reporter: “And there you have it. Next up after the commercial, a mother cat nursing a baby rat. Love at first bite.”
I would like to start a Gofundme to buy pooo00oor Mr Cravens a new supply of Red markers. If today’s comic means anything.. five or six CASES are needed..
You mean the first panel? I think all the mayhem in the background is not actually taking place in the store, but is only a representation of Clem’s account of the mayhem. (Given that poor cop’s condition, one can only imagine what else has happened, and what’s still going on outside.)
Don probably came in just looking for more people to interview — and so he found one, but unlike Officer Spud — er, Spade — Clem is not nearly as easy to cut off. Heh.
I mean the last panel of yesterday’s strip, where Clem states that ‘the crashing horde ran rampant through here again’. That sets up today’s first panel of massive damage in the store and the dog locked in the office.
“I’m not sure our viewers will buy a story that crazy.”
Maybe not THEIR viewers, but readers of THIS space will shell out readily. With HUBRIS!, there’s always either a sense of impending nuttiness, or actual nuttiness breaking out. If ever it reaches a point where I feel that things are NOT about to go crazy, then I’ll start worrying.
It does look like it, now that you mention it. It also looks as if he got battered just as badly as Durnell, if not worse. Or maybe Durnell is just bandaged up better.
She did get one. Cthula Hanna-Belle Lechter. Which was a direct ripoff of a Hanna-Belle Lechter, a roller derby queen that showed up at Kara’s clinic with two of her victims to be treated. Greg admitted oh geeze and said Cthula and the Derby Queen were related when asked. More fodder for later.
Poor fellow. I’m betting he’s in shock yet from dealing with Twang’s verbage. The blood is probably from the robber ‘W’ and the bandages were from either Bluto or Cthula… they’re going to need to bring in PTSD trained therapists for everyone by the time it’s all done….
Reporter: “Can you confirm this report, sir?”
Officer: “I should have stayed in bed this morning.”
Reporter: “And there you have it. Next up after the commercial, a mother cat nursing a baby rat. Love at first bite.”
welcome to the real world “mr reporter”…now go change your pants. hehe
I would like to start a Gofundme to buy pooo00oor Mr Cravens a new supply of Red markers. If today’s comic means anything.. five or six CASES are needed..
Officer: Durndest thing I ever saw.
Wonder why they came back into the store?
Reporter is outside. He was talking to Officer Spade of the regular police, then Twang showed up, outside.
No, I mean why the fight in the parking lot moved into the store.
You mean the first panel? I think all the mayhem in the background is not actually taking place in the store, but is only a representation of Clem’s account of the mayhem. (Given that poor cop’s condition, one can only imagine what else has happened, and what’s still going on outside.)
Don probably came in just looking for more people to interview — and so he found one, but unlike Officer Spud — er, Spade — Clem is not nearly as easy to cut off. Heh.
I mean the last panel of yesterday’s strip, where Clem states that ‘the crashing horde ran rampant through here again’. That sets up today’s first panel of massive damage in the store and the dog locked in the office.
Correction: ….today’s first panel with the story of massive damage…., which happened before Hubris and crew returned from paintball.
“I’m not sure our viewers will buy a story that crazy.”
Maybe not THEIR viewers, but readers of THIS space will shell out readily. With HUBRIS!, there’s always either a sense of impending nuttiness, or actual nuttiness breaking out. If ever it reaches a point where I feel that things are NOT about to go crazy, then I’ll start worrying.
Is that mark between the officer’s red eye and ear a shoe print?
It does look like it, now that you mention it. It also looks as if he got battered just as badly as Durnell, if not worse. Or maybe Durnell is just bandaged up better.
I think that’s Cthula’s dainty footprint where she pried the trank gun off of the animal control officer.
i am not sure our viewers will buy a story this crazy . did mr news man forget where he is at . for crazy and hubris an company go hand in hand.
Greg I think crazy dog lady should have a real name but she will be talked about as crazy dog lady by bob and paste
She did get one. Cthula Hanna-Belle Lechter. Which was a direct ripoff of a Hanna-Belle Lechter, a roller derby queen that showed up at Kara’s clinic with two of her victims to be treated. Greg admitted oh geeze and said Cthula and the Derby Queen were related when asked. More fodder for later.