Billy’s back. Billy is in the first cartoon on this site- you have to click the words below the cartoon that say “The Beginning” and you go straight there. In no time, Billy will buy a car, and that’ll make catching his morning paper even more difficult for Hubris. Then, Billy will no doubt be going off to college, him being the industrious early riser he apparently is. Then we get to see how timely and accurate the new paper-delivery-person is. Newscarrier. Subscription Logistics Engineer. Home Media Conduit. D’you ever miss the words ‘Paperboy’ ‘Fireman’ and ‘Mailman’? I know they’re wrongly gender-specific, but damn, they were easier on the memory, the tongue, and the ear.