Poor ol’ Freud.  He did a lot, but y’know… he made some assumptions that didn’t pan out.  Us guys walked around for a generation or two after ol’ Freud  thinking that women wished they had what we had.

Turns out, women’re people, and just wanna be treated like people, and generally, they are fairly happy with the genitalia they got.  Who’d have thought it? Not Freud.

Freud probably drove some German car, had lots of leather and wood trim, bunch of McWienerschnitzel bags and cups in the back floorboard, Gutta-percha testicles swinging from the trailer hitch, and a big ol’ “Honk if you wish you had one” bumper monogram.

…And still couldn’t work out why the ladies weren’t all impressed with his ride.