Sorry for the delay. I changed my production schedule and my brain doesn’t ‘get’ the new flow.
Things in the bouncy castle got entertaining! Poor children got all traumatized, then calmed down, then got all traumatized all over again.
Not sure how traumatized Bob is. He’s vague about how weirded out he may or may not be.
Kids: “Bob! Is no try! Is only run away!”
I keep getting older and somewhere along the line being attracted to older women became weird, some might even say wrong.
At a point you look at the thing that is at the burger counter or just got their driver’s license and go no-way is that old enough to be doing that… they could be your kids. And older than you becomes your grandparents. Then they get to being your grandkid’s age, and you become ‘that generation’. I can say what I think is attractive certainly has changed through the decades… Maybe just, a certain age group has always appealed to you and as long as you stick with that then it’s not so bad…
I think I crossed a line when I started flirting with widows of friends who died of old age, at the funerals.
Just safer, you already know them. S’rite. Just wait for the food afterwards to do it, not at the viewing or the service…
He’s so cool that he’d just graciously accept it as the complement she intended – while fancy stepping just far enough out of reach to get her home.
I think you are an evil evil man for putting those images in my brain. I take solace in that they are in YOUR BRAIN as well and YOU have the ability to actually draw that out!!
*curls into a ball and weeps*
Reminds me of Fenton Crackshells’ mother, from the eighties.
I think Bob was never in danger, he’s good at avoiding stuff like that and he has this karma balance where things come out good for him.
As for the amount of brain bleach needed, nah. As long as Greg doesn’t draw that one out, I’m good. There is a lady that was at a convention I did in my early years, that would top Ms. Cravettes without trying. So… yeah. How she slipped her cog to skipping the trip home and doubt her house is painted the same color as the bouncy house was… hm.
I had a dealing with an old drunk female retired postmaster. She just carried on video just how sexy she was and gonna rock my world. In court it was all the judge and jury could do to not laugh. She stood up all now proper and dressed smiled saying “I plead guilty sir….and I can still rock your world.” It all worked out.
Judging by Hubris’ face the kids weren’t the only ones unnerved