Sorry to keep you guys from the Crazyball game, but you know that David and Wilma had to chat about where Paste is going next (Other than across the lake in a canoe full of raccoons. Come to think of it, why would any other destination matter? We should have gone straight to the raccoon canoe bit.)
“Across a lake in a canoe full of raccoons,
to make a date with a swampload of loons.
You may say this is crazy, or that this is hell,
In a world like this, who’s going to tell?”
– Burma Shave
Curtis, glad of you to resurrect such a classic rhyming artform.
Yes, was wondering when SportsMart unemployed mahogany row over to the rank and file were going to bolt for their own best interests. Just mind those NDA’s and instruments-of-non-competition everybody! I would definitely worry about Paste and a canoe full of raccoons loose on the lake…
Maybe that team from last Outdoorsfest, the Liti-gators, are around. It was a team of attorneys. Need someone like that. And I would wish Chase R. Ambule upon Hometeam (that they hire HIM) as their legal. Heh.
Is Paste going to stand on the prow while the raccoons and human goons paddle, in a parody of Washington Crossing the Potomac?
Let the Corporate Wars begin!
So Sportsmart–which Lowell insisted would put Hubris’s Outdoor Galore Store out of business–is swallowed up by a bigger, more ruthless corporate entity, which will then be attacked by unemployed ex-Sportsmart minions.
Meanwhile the OGS marches, rolls, sprints, hops, skips, jumps, bounces, jogs, paddles and pedals along its merry way.
Interesting how this comic alternates between free range fun craziness and corporate wars craziness. Nice balance.
As if there wasn’t enough mayhem going around. Oh, who am I kidding, there is no such thing as too much when it comes to comics. 8D
She is good! A couple steps ahead of Dave.