1.  Help me out a little bit, here.  I had an application come in from a reader whose nickname is ‘Bic’.  I printed it out and set it aside because I had a gag it fit into really well.  And I lost it.  And now, I can’t find the email it came in.  I have no idea how that’s happened.  But hey- Bic, if you’re reading this… be a pal and re-send me your application?  I’ve torn up the studio looking for it, and I’m exhausted.
  2. Tell me “Happy Birthday.”  I’m old.