Hubris- Invasive Species
by Greg Cravens
on July 2, 2018
at 12:01 am
- Help me out a little bit, here. I had an application come in from a reader whose nickname is ‘Bic’. I printed it out and set it aside because I had a gag it fit into really well. And I lost it. And now, I can’t find the email it came in. I have no idea how that’s happened. But hey- Bic, if you’re reading this… be a pal and re-send me your application? I’ve torn up the studio looking for it, and I’m exhausted.
- Tell me “Happy Birthday.” I’m old.
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You’re 21 again just like me, Greg. I bet it’s in the place you absolutely swore it’s not (in the freezer next to the pizzas)
Nikki didn’t realize what she did when sent Hubris off. Heh. He should get banished back to the signup table for that…
Greg is old, I’ve been told, but that’s a statement that’s oddly bold.
Behind his ears, is that mold? Boy that’s cold, but I’m not sold.
Withhold your gold, that it not be doled, and under the weight of years do not fold.
Within his weight he doth be rolled, wish him happy birthday? Hah. LOL’d.
Well, I am not Bic, for sure. But I’ll wish you “Happy Birthday”, if it helps!
Happy personal new year! Don’t think of it as being old, think of it as gaining more flavor like a good cheddar.
hey Nicki, are you NEW to not know that IT WON’T HELP AT ALL? Drew will just use it for his show!
and HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM PITTSBURGH GREG!
I am 39 in 10 days here lol
You old fart! I’m 38 on Sept. 16.
(WHICH coincidentally … it 100 days till Christmas.)
So you still wearing diapers then? Lol
You are SOOOO dead during the Fest… Imma beat you senseless you old fart!! LoL
OR I might just hang you by your diaper near the climbing wall. hehe
(…From an old “NewYorker” cartoon…):
“…She says that she’s just turned 21…?”
“…must’ve been a U-Turn!”
😛
I’ve ‘turned 21’ so often that I’m almost qualified to be a “hydro-electric turbine”!
PS:
“Many Happy Returns of the Day!”
🙂
Happy birthday!
Remember, you’re only as old as you feel!
Oh… that didn’t help?
56 here so SUCK IT UP and have a Happy Birthday, JUNIOR..!!
Nuttin’ but love for ya. Hope ha have LOTS more.
Happy Birthday Greg! From one Cancer to another (my b’day is tomorrow) — best of all signs. Moonstones and rubies, that’s us.
And Nicki — yeah, you knew that wouldn’t work, didn’t you?
Happy Birthday, dear Greg!
We’re not pulling your leg.
You deserve Buckets of Hubris,
Plus a cake and a keg!
(I know. Tom Lehrer I ain’t. But it’s the thought that counts.)
And I agree with Mama G. Nikki! What were you thinking?
Have an awesome birthday, Greg!
Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday.
Death, destruction, deep despair,
People dying everywhere.
But it’s your birthday.
So, happy birthday.
… that went down hill very fast. Eeks.
Happy 21st Birthday Greg.
Love ya man… You’re a great person, very funny, loving, outgoing, and sporty.
May your year be filled with joy, happiness, and no trips to the ER!
Warmest Regards, Allan
Happy Birthday Greg.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Woo Hoo! Yay! Ding Ding Ding!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! MANY HAPPY RETURNS!
Happy birthday. 😀 Have fun.
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