The best laid plans of mice and men go oft awry.
And those of birds and dudes, too.
I think that’s the main failing of so many plans. You don’t know the outcome of a lot of your actions, what with adding in everyone else’s actions and plans and random chance and all the rest.
So we wind up with people, and companies, and governments, and religions and they’re all saying, “We need this, so we’re gonna do this in order to make this.”
And while everyone’s planning and working toward ‘this’, then ‘that’ happens. Which wasn’t in anyone’s plans because everyone was planning for success, and nobody was planning on ‘that’.
Yee haw!
Impromptu stupid bird racing! Winner gets free beer!
NO! don’t waste beer on the bird
It’s just buzz lite, not real beer.
That won’t stop the racing!
I’m next to ride the carroway !!!
This is how you ride ‘me in Australia, that and crocodile’s.
well, maybe Paste could plan for some “that”
I’m surprised he didn’t break its back.
Reality is … different, in Hubriscomics.
You have literally shot me into space. kinnnda didn’t need that disclaimer!
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
We’re trained idiots!
MAXIM 17: The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
i’m with the bird riders! i’ve been wishing i could ride something like that ever since i saw Swiss Family Robinson where they were racing ostriches down the beach.
yes, that’s a long time to be wishing a person could ride a bird. but it Still seems like it would be fun… if terrifying.
I am just shocked it wasn’t Paste doing that…
[Crazeyal]:
It might still happen…
…& you just KNOW that Paste will win because, out of all the idiots who are willing to risk riding this 2-legged killer, nobody-else will be as light, & therefore as fast.