Look around. There’s lot of examples of unwieldy mascot names that, technically, are supposed to be used in total, every time.
The smart lawyers, though, with the budget to do it, also trademark a cute, short, nickname for the mascot.
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Is this any different from Jacquee using her full name and the full station TV news name? Jacquee should say Funzo’s full name just as professional courtesy.
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Comon Greg.. Tell us how you REALLY FEEL about lawyers..
What do you call one dozen lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
[James Lindley]:
“… a good start.”
Long-ago, when I 1st heard this, it was 500, not a dozen, & they were each chained by one ankle to a stone, down there.
The follow-up question is:
“What do you call 500 lawyers, buried up to their necks in rock-&-gravel?”
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& now, a bonus question:
Were you aware that lawyers are traditionally buried 10ft. down, not 6ft.?
(I’ll answer this tomorrow, on the 4th.)
For the first question, not enough rock and gravel. I’ll read the answer for your second question tomorrow.
[James Lindley]:
1)__I called it ” … a rock shortage”, so, yeah, you got that one.
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2)__”It’s because, deep-down, everyone likes a lawyer!”
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While not a lawyer myself, I’m the SON-of-a-lawyer, & he enjoyed collecting these sorts of jokes, the way one might collect stamps, or butterflies.
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How can you tell the difference between someone hitting a lawyer in the middle of the road and someone hitting a snake in the middle of the road?
For the snake there are braking skid marks….