Teeshirt gun, to fire highly compressed teeshirts that have the consistency of a brick, into crowds. You will go down if bricked by one. yes, I know that one. At least the persons I was with snagged the shirt and kept it for me.
Okay so Kara’s got her dad visiting and she’s around the bend already? And he’s going to ask 85 bazillion AWKWARD questions? hehehehe
or…
Kara: “NO! I want to shoot him in the knee before he gets in here!”
Hubris: “Why?”
Kara: “Because it’s easier than explaining my relationship with YOU!”
Hey, I can envision them on the side of Natural Causes exchanging vows. You don’t want to know what I’d charge to climb up there to officiate either, in advance, in cash, please.
no hubris i want to be the one to shoot my father. and with something that will make sure he gets the message . though a tshirt gun up close may do the trick.
I had a co-worker that brought in a potato cannon made from PVC pipes. It was 6 feet long and used hair spray as a propellant. Thing put a dent in the side of a dumpster at the other end of the parking lot. I’d like to use that against Kara’s father.
BTW, Greg, I met a guy once that kept an air cannon in his work cube. It was a wrist rocket-style slingshot attached to a wastebasket with the bottom cut out. A heavy vinyl garbage bag was attached to the bottom of the wastebasket, and the slingshot was glued to the back of the garbage bag. You hold the handle like a wrist rocket, pull back on the rubber band, and when you let go, your target is hit full-on with 5 gallons of concentrated air. Good for at least up to 10 feet.
Teeshirt gun, to fire highly compressed teeshirts that have the consistency of a brick, into crowds. You will go down if bricked by one. yes, I know that one. At least the persons I was with snagged the shirt and kept it for me.
Okay so Kara’s got her dad visiting and she’s around the bend already? And he’s going to ask 85 bazillion AWKWARD questions? hehehehe
Kara: “NO! I want to shoot him in the knee before he gets in here!”
Hubris: “Why?”
Kara: “Because it seems like a good idea!”
or…
Kara: “NO! I want to shoot him in the knee before he gets in here!”
Hubris: “Why?”
Kara: “Because it’s easier than explaining my relationship with YOU!”
Notice that when Hubris mentions the idea of a shotgun wedding, neither Kara nor Hubris seem all that set against the idea, themselves.
Hey, I can envision them on the side of Natural Causes exchanging vows. You don’t want to know what I’d charge to climb up there to officiate either, in advance, in cash, please.
I’m loving hubris’ expression in the final panel. Your art somehow continuously gets better. Excellent. 🙂
Or could it possibly be that her dad just wants to shop for guns?
“T-shirt gun”! All of the sudden I’m remembering Maude Flander’s death in The Simpsons.
no hubris i want to be the one to shoot my father. and with something that will make sure he gets the message . though a tshirt gun up close may do the trick.
I can see right now that I’m going to have to change my storyline to one of the alternates. You guys are getting to know me too well.
T-shirt gun. Neat. It’s just a giant slingshot thingie. Usually sells for 20 bucks or so.
I had a co-worker that brought in a potato cannon made from PVC pipes. It was 6 feet long and used hair spray as a propellant. Thing put a dent in the side of a dumpster at the other end of the parking lot. I’d like to use that against Kara’s father.
Armbridge’s rule number four: Do not annoy folks who are armed.
BTW, Greg, I met a guy once that kept an air cannon in his work cube. It was a wrist rocket-style slingshot attached to a wastebasket with the bottom cut out. A heavy vinyl garbage bag was attached to the bottom of the wastebasket, and the slingshot was glued to the back of the garbage bag. You hold the handle like a wrist rocket, pull back on the rubber band, and when you let go, your target is hit full-on with 5 gallons of concentrated air. Good for at least up to 10 feet.