Exactly, first someone has to know it’s up there, and second, I think Lowell has too many morals for even Chase to get him to agree to help try to lure kids up there. He’ll fink freely and blubber to boot about Chase’s nefarious plan.
Even worse he might tell Hubris as soon as he gets off there before Chase can stage something and Hubris will go up there and remove the crud…
Chase: “Nuisance gold! We should be able to tie up the courts with a case that goes nowhere for YEARS! Think of the fees we (I) can get out of this!”
Lowell: “What’s in it for me?”
Chase: “Here, have a lawn dart! Go play in traffic!”
Lawn darts sticking in the roof! Hasn’t Hubris noticed the leaks? Or does he just use rainy days to demo the Gore-Tex gear?
Or maybe kiddie pools upstairs -I know someone who did that.
I thought they took lawn darts (“Jarts”) off the market by the late 70’s because of too many kids getting one in their head or something like that. So those things have to have been up there for a loooooong time. (looked up, they were banned, then allowed back as long as they were marketed to adults only, then fully banned in 1988. Considering this is 2014, is Hubris even 26 years old? He certainly didn’t own the store that long… and does he own or rent the building?) and so on and so on.
Chase’s attempt here at a lawsuit has more holes than the Outdoor Galore roof.
Still the chance of running into them any more is pretty remote… skimmed ebay and it’s either Dr. Jart cosmetic type stuff or the soft ended ones they got listed… so where those came from it has to be pretty ancient. Even if they tossed them up there just to get rid of them… but Greg didn’t show them in a ‘pattern’ or ‘cluster’ that looks like someone tossed theirs up there to get rid of them… and all the stick-in ones I ever seen were red and blue, and he’s got a green one there (doesn’t mean they didn’t make them)
lowel must really like Hubris to have doubts on chases latest plan to make some money as a evil lawer for the only kid who would proably mess around with that stuff would be paste
Someone actually made a song about that lawn dart fiasco:
“Pegged in the head with a lawn dart
Dad didn’t see him, that’s the worst part
Pegged in the head with a lawn dart” … [etc.]
Exactly, first someone has to know it’s up there, and second, I think Lowell has too many morals for even Chase to get him to agree to help try to lure kids up there. He’ll fink freely and blubber to boot about Chase’s nefarious plan.
Even worse he might tell Hubris as soon as he gets off there before Chase can stage something and Hubris will go up there and remove the crud…
Chase: “Nuisance gold! We should be able to tie up the courts with a case that goes nowhere for YEARS! Think of the fees we (I) can get out of this!”
Lowell: “What’s in it for me?”
Chase: “Here, have a lawn dart! Go play in traffic!”
Heh heh, heh heh. He said Frisbee.
Yeah, the lawyers are the only winners in those cases.
Lawn darts sticking in the roof! Hasn’t Hubris noticed the leaks? Or does he just use rainy days to demo the Gore-Tex gear?
Or maybe kiddie pools upstairs -I know someone who did that.
I thought they took lawn darts (“Jarts”) off the market by the late 70’s because of too many kids getting one in their head or something like that. So those things have to have been up there for a loooooong time. (looked up, they were banned, then allowed back as long as they were marketed to adults only, then fully banned in 1988. Considering this is 2014, is Hubris even 26 years old? He certainly didn’t own the store that long… and does he own or rent the building?) and so on and so on.
Chase’s attempt here at a lawsuit has more holes than the Outdoor Galore roof.
Not necessary, if you know where to look you can find Jarts for sale such as garage sales and the like.
Still the chance of running into them any more is pretty remote… skimmed ebay and it’s either Dr. Jart cosmetic type stuff or the soft ended ones they got listed… so where those came from it has to be pretty ancient. Even if they tossed them up there just to get rid of them… but Greg didn’t show them in a ‘pattern’ or ‘cluster’ that looks like someone tossed theirs up there to get rid of them… and all the stick-in ones I ever seen were red and blue, and he’s got a green one there (doesn’t mean they didn’t make them)
lowel must really like Hubris to have doubts on chases latest plan to make some money as a evil lawer for the only kid who would proably mess around with that stuff would be paste
Someone actually made a song about that lawn dart fiasco:
“Pegged in the head with a lawn dart
Dad didn’t see him, that’s the worst part
Pegged in the head with a lawn dart” … [etc.]