I’m supposed to go skydiving next month. So… I guess Hubris will also go skydiving. Anyone know the first darn thing about skydiving? Wanna share?
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I’m supposed to go skydiving next month. So… I guess Hubris will also go skydiving. Anyone know the first darn thing about skydiving? Wanna share?
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Go before you get on the plane. 🙂
So this is the alt love interest for Kara? Though I doubt she’ll notice. Dr. BumbleDumble the anesthesiologist?
Pull the cord with your pack facing the sky. Also, take a decongestant before you go. There’s nothing quite like a quick descent with unexpectedly clogged sinuses.
See that big thing in front of you? The big round thing with trees? You get bonus points if it doesn’t hug you at high speed.
1) Skydiving is an irrational act. Throwing yourself out of a perfectly functioning airplane does not make sense.
2) Speed is relative to height. When you’re thousands of feet up, you aren’t moving at all. That last couple hundred feet comes up at you FAST.
3) Your jump coach is god. Do what they tell you to do. Don’t do what they tell you not to do. And if there’s anything left over, ask first.
4) Tandem jumping is the best way to start, because your teacher is the one making all the decisions. The feeling is much like when you’re teaching your 16-year-old daughter to drive, and she’s the one at the steering wheel.
5) Most of all, just relax and have fun!
Send Hubris out, first. You might want something soft to land on.
yeah, you probably want to empty your bowels first and eat peanut butter. tastes the same in and out.
also I am surprised that guy didn’t sustain EXTRA INJURIES by now.
OH ALSO,
BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT THE STRAPS! it’s worse than in rock climbing if they aren’t…set well
The only thing I know about skydiving is the only time to jump out of a perfectly good airplane is when it stops being a perfectly good airplane.
All’s I know is that the only kind of airflight I can afford any more is when you don’t use the plane the whole way…
Interesting point, is the flight pro-rated? Do you pay more if you don’t jump and ride the plane back to the airport?
Another tip, make sure your shoelaces are tied tight.
Make sure you have a parachute.
Steve BTW is asking for it. Wonder how fast he can limp-run?
You’d be surprised if you have inspiration…
You do have a good doctor, you twit; trouble is, you’re forgetting (or ignoring) that that don’t make no never mind if you refuse to do your part: Allowing the damage to heal.