Oh. Gods. (sound of six pack being opened, poured into a large bowl then me gargling as I slurp)
I think I dated this dude in college. Complete with the hat. He got ahold of a roadkill, skinned it, and got a tanning kit and tanned it himself. I taught him how to use a glover’s needle and pliers so he didn’t permanently maim himself, and he sewed it into a coonskin hat. I escaped that relationship not much after that…
(more sounds of me trying to drown something in a six pack)
They still make Red Seal? Yeah I know, but on a late July afternoon, that went best with BBQ chicken and burgers off the grill and floaters and watermelon. Mmmm.
Oh. Gods. (sound of six pack being opened, poured into a large bowl then me gargling as I slurp)
I think I dated this dude in college. Complete with the hat. He got ahold of a roadkill, skinned it, and got a tanning kit and tanned it himself. I taught him how to use a glover’s needle and pliers so he didn’t permanently maim himself, and he sewed it into a coonskin hat. I escaped that relationship not much after that…
(more sounds of me trying to drown something in a six pack)
Run Hubris Run, this is worth taking a toeunder step and totally spraining your ankle to get out of this adventure, even if it means a refund!
Hey Hun, you want a keg instead? I think you’d need the keg instead of 6 small cans. 😀
Bring it on over… just none of that 3.2 glurp!
I’ll bring ya some Canadian Beer eh? Stronger than American beer. 😉
They still make Red Seal? Yeah I know, but on a late July afternoon, that went best with BBQ chicken and burgers off the grill and floaters and watermelon. Mmmm.
Labatt Blue.
Molson Canadian.
Alexander Keith.
Steamwhistle.
Pick a Canadian Beer, and I’ll bring it. 😀
Yes
That’ll be FINE.
I sense a retelling of the Wukular song coming up soon…
What no axe or a Kentucky rifle?
I may have the Davy Crockett theme song in my head for a while now…
Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee…
Greenest state in the Land of the Free