Count them beans.
It doesn’t fly because I never heard of it.
No no no no no no…. here do this.
What do you mean you can’t do it by tomorrow? Sure you can.
So sounds like why: I don’t sew for brides anymore. I don’t make jewelry for brides anymore. I never EVER have loaned 24 pew bows and can’t wave a magic wand and make $4k of them in three hours. I DO have a big pile of foam bricks (they look like bricks even) for the first time the families have to get together for the counseling and the sorting out the finer points of the ceremony I’m supposed to do within the next six weeks…and they have been used for ammo.
FeelinForYa, one of our friends is a professional photographer and she decided a few years ago to never ever, even under threat of death, do another wedding. She does almost exclusively outdoor photography and hunting and fishing events because there are no bridezillas or crazed mothers of the bride.
Notice how Hubris takes it all in stride. Now what’s he going to come up with for a plan B instead of paintball? The kayak course is available now.
The other one that pros usually quickly shy away from forever is little kid portraits. Kids don’t cooperate and their kids NEVER cry, (as little beezelbub cracks all eardrums and bursts a lung and won’t settle down). Out of the things I did do with and for brides, I didn’t do pictures. OR bake cakes. Nope nope nope nope nope. Officiating is good if you don’t have them stiff you, stop payment on the check, or reverse the credit card. I take cold hard cash, and I can and will bring out the magic marker to see if the cash is real. Lordy, the officiant has your papers to turn in to the county clerk, you do want that to happen, don’t you?
I agree about kayak or river raft may be what’s left. If the plan B for the plan A that was already signed into the contract has to be done, it will incur additional fees Ms Beancounter, are you aware of that?
Hubris: “I assume you haven’t actually read the contract then. Here’s the price list for the types of changes made to the event following corporate sign-off. Now, how much are YOU PERSONALLY authorized to ADD to what Viniculum has already agreed to pay for this event?”
Count them beans.
It doesn’t fly because I never heard of it.
No no no no no no…. here do this.
What do you mean you can’t do it by tomorrow? Sure you can.
So sounds like why: I don’t sew for brides anymore. I don’t make jewelry for brides anymore. I never EVER have loaned 24 pew bows and can’t wave a magic wand and make $4k of them in three hours. I DO have a big pile of foam bricks (they look like bricks even) for the first time the families have to get together for the counseling and the sorting out the finer points of the ceremony I’m supposed to do within the next six weeks…and they have been used for ammo.
Poor Hubris.
FeelinForYa, one of our friends is a professional photographer and she decided a few years ago to never ever, even under threat of death, do another wedding. She does almost exclusively outdoor photography and hunting and fishing events because there are no bridezillas or crazed mothers of the bride.
Notice how Hubris takes it all in stride. Now what’s he going to come up with for a plan B instead of paintball? The kayak course is available now.
The other one that pros usually quickly shy away from forever is little kid portraits. Kids don’t cooperate and their kids NEVER cry, (as little beezelbub cracks all eardrums and bursts a lung and won’t settle down). Out of the things I did do with and for brides, I didn’t do pictures. OR bake cakes. Nope nope nope nope nope. Officiating is good if you don’t have them stiff you, stop payment on the check, or reverse the credit card. I take cold hard cash, and I can and will bring out the magic marker to see if the cash is real. Lordy, the officiant has your papers to turn in to the county clerk, you do want that to happen, don’t you?
I agree about kayak or river raft may be what’s left. If the plan B for the plan A that was already signed into the contract has to be done, it will incur additional fees Ms Beancounter, are you aware of that?
Hubris: “I assume you haven’t actually read the contract then. Here’s the price list for the types of changes made to the event following corporate sign-off. Now, how much are YOU PERSONALLY authorized to ADD to what Viniculum has already agreed to pay for this event?”
Good call.
They’re bankers. They’ll just pass on the cost in mysterious fees charged to their victims, I mean customers.
Dept of busybody’s making a visit…
Makes me wonder what little miss office chickie HAS heard of that relates to the outdoors.
better hubris should show her a paint ball up close by firing the gun then miss bean counter would have heard of paint ball
Lets change the main event at the last moment … and NOT incur more costs! LoL
Stupid managers!