You try to get ONE li’l advantage over everyone, and where does it get ya? Shot in the butt with a frozen paintball by the same punk that you just shot with one. Anarchists. Haven’t they heard the old aphorism? “Humor is when you’re shot with frozen paintballs, tragedy is when I’m shot with frozen paintballs.”
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Yeppers, somebody’s just gotta ruin it for everyone, like the brownhaired guy in front….
It’s when you’re shot IN the frozen paintballs that it’s really funny. Or not.
Only if you’re looking on. From a distance.
Those paintball thingies HURT! (You can keep your frozen paintballs if you can identify the quote.)
Who’s a dirty skunk? ALL Lawyers! (Well most, anyway)
he would have changed his tune once one of the paint balls hit his real balls.
I was used to playing lasertag with friends with the old WOW stuff we all invested in. I went once a few years later to a ‘maze/palace’ and it was still good. Lasertag I can’t hurt anyone or be hurt by the ammo.
They talked me into playing paintball. I got out there, someone zapped me and I put gun straight up and other hand in air and walked off. (I was told there that was the universal I need help or I’m no longer target). I walked off, the emt guy asked and I said I was fine maybe just a bruise and I stripped off and turned in EVERYTHING. Friends came to check. I said Lasertag is fun, I can’t hurt anyone. THIS HURTS. I can HURT someone with it So? I said I don’t play where I can hurt someone. The friends finished their session, I found something nearby to do for their few hours, then they solemnly passed it and paid for my minimum one hour rental and fees I had to pay. I helped put on some events after that and that’s how I know things about it; but. I don’t play where I can hurt you.
I’m waiting for some of these to get whacked a few good ones the first time.